Most television husbands give real men a bad wrap. For decades, shows centered on lazy husbands getting laughs by mocking their “nagging” wives or ducking their responsibilities at a neighborhood bar.
But when we met Marshall Eriksen, as played by Jason Segel, in Season 1, he was the boyfriend we wanted to take home to Mom. Now, this lovable Minnesota “Marshmallow” is the husband every girl dreams of. He’s been faithful to his college sweetheart, Lily, for more than 10 years, and he even forgave her for calling off their engagement during a fleeting quarter-life crisis. Marshall isn’t afraid to express his love for Lily…even when his guy friends are around. Plus, any man who can overlook his wife’s shopping addiction scores extra points. [X]
“Being in a couple is hard. And committing, making sacrifices; it’s hard. But if it’s the right person, then it’s easy. Looking at that girl and knowing she’s all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world. And if it’s not like that, then she’s not the one. I’m sorry.” -Marshall
Gettin’ in from the airport
You gettin’ in from your study group
The only thing missing at this point,
Is bonified chillin’ time with you
I can’t stand the times when I’m alone at night and I feel your side of the bed and it’s cold
I’m wide awake I don’t know the time cause I’m too busy…
Miserable..weirdest feeling ever..im also afraid to drink just because I don’t know how I’d act now..I definitely need help Jesus
“Sometimes, after I’ve led my team 90 yards down the field and taken 10 minutes off the clock, I like to throw an interception, into triple coverage, in the end zone” “I am the New York Jets starting quarterback.”
First person to ask about my health, all the interviews are over. We good? Everybody understand? Don’t be the guy that messes it up.
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| — | Josh Hamilton is the man. (via oldtimefamilybaseball) |
You’re not your job, you’re not how much money you have in the bank, you’re not the car you drive, you’re not the contents of your wallet….you’re not your fuckin khaki’s. You are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.
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| — | Tyler Durden (via cudlife) |
